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polepixie:

quantumaviator:

merlinus-caledonensis:

pappasaur:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Don’t forget that the church was literally so impressed they gave him a medal instead of imprisoning him or executing him

Mozart only needed to hear a piece once to play it better than the original. And on top of that, they believed all his music to have been created by someone else, not this kid, so they locked him in a tower for a period of time (forget how long) with only music paper. When they came back all the paper was filled and he had written on the walls as well. AND ALL THE MUSIC WAS PHENOMENAL. how much more perfect can you get than Mozart? If you want to know more: watch the movie Amadeus. It’s historically accurate but also funny at times. Watch. it.

so he was the first to illegally download a song

And for those of you that would like to hear the first illegally downloaded song that the Vatican kept a secret for so long because it was “too beautiful for human knowledge” You can find it here.

polepixie:

quantumaviator:

merlinus-caledonensis:

pappasaur:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Don’t forget that the church was literally so impressed they gave him a medal instead of imprisoning him or executing him

Mozart only needed to hear a piece once to play it better than the original. And on top of that, they believed all his music to have been created by someone else, not this kid, so they locked him in a tower for a period of time (forget how long) with only music paper. When they came back all the paper was filled and he had written on the walls as well. AND ALL THE MUSIC WAS PHENOMENAL. how much more perfect can you get than Mozart? If you want to know more: watch the movie Amadeus. It’s historically accurate but also funny at times. Watch. it.

so he was the first to illegally download a song

And for those of you that would like to hear the first illegally downloaded song that the Vatican kept a secret for so long because it was “too beautiful for human knowledge” You can find it here.

(via nowyoukno)

straylightjay:

10 questions to never ask a transgender person by Laura Jane Grace

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the-goddamazon:

pinkcookiedimples:

so-humorous:

dick too bomb

Or
"MUHFUCKA HIT IT HARDER!"
"I’M TRYIN MAH SHIT SMALL DON’T JUDGE ME!"
"MUHFUCKA YOU LAAAAAMEEEE"
"LEAVE ME ALONE DAMN I TOLD YOU FROM THE GET GO I WASN’T PACKIN AND YOU SAID YOU WANTED ME FOR MY PERSONALITY FUCK OUTTA HERE"

*clears throat*
What this doesn’t show you is the struggle male cats go through to get laid. See, when cats are ready to mate, the male cat has to get the female cat in the mood, so to speak. He’ll often times nuzzle, lick, and cajole. Eventually she’ll sit still enough so he can bite her on the scruff of her neck to hold her still. The reason for this is because a male cat’s penis has little barbs on it so it can stay in and assure that the seed is planted.
The female cat does not like the barbs and so the male cat has roughly 20 seconds to do his business or suffer the wrath of the female. After the business is concluded, the female cat proceeds to roll around and attempt to clean herself, as if to wash the filth of the male cat from her.
Also, cats will mate more than 8 times a day just to be sure.
So no, the dick was not too bomb. This was literally her equivalent of going “Ew. Gross.”

the-goddamazon:

pinkcookiedimples:

so-humorous:

dick too bomb

Or

"MUHFUCKA HIT IT HARDER!"

"I’M TRYIN MAH SHIT SMALL DON’T JUDGE ME!"

"MUHFUCKA YOU LAAAAAMEEEE"

"LEAVE ME ALONE DAMN I TOLD YOU FROM THE GET GO I WASN’T PACKIN AND YOU SAID YOU WANTED ME FOR MY PERSONALITY FUCK OUTTA HERE"

*clears throat*

What this doesn’t show you is the struggle male cats go through to get laid. See, when cats are ready to mate, the male cat has to get the female cat in the mood, so to speak. He’ll often times nuzzle, lick, and cajole. Eventually she’ll sit still enough so he can bite her on the scruff of her neck to hold her still. The reason for this is because a male cat’s penis has little barbs on it so it can stay in and assure that the seed is planted.

The female cat does not like the barbs and so the male cat has roughly 20 seconds to do his business or suffer the wrath of the female. After the business is concluded, the female cat proceeds to roll around and attempt to clean herself, as if to wash the filth of the male cat from her.

Also, cats will mate more than 8 times a day just to be sure.

So no, the dick was not too bomb. This was literally her equivalent of going “Ew. Gross.”

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*at bestbuy*

  • Me: *skims through the beats*
  • Me: "which ones are the best?"
  • Salesguy: "depends on what you need them for."
  • Me: "I need something to drown out fuckboy voices on the train..."
  • Him: "that's the realest shit I've heard all day..."
you can plan a picnic, but you cant predict the weather — 3000 (via phoeni-xx)

wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

image

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phoeni-xx:

majiinboo:

blackmen:

Jordan Calloway

someone explain this

science side

phoeni-xx:

majiinboo:

blackmen:

Jordan Calloway

someone explain this

science side

Album Art

smellslikedossantosspirit:

Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say baby I love you
If you ain’t runnin’ game

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ArtistDestiny's Child
TitleSay My Name
AlbumThe Writing's on the Wall